BLACKMAIL - Part 12
BLACKMAIL - Part 11
Cappy: F-fine! I’ll do it. Is that all?
Zipher: Sure. You do these two trivial things, and I promise Um and I won’t tattle on you … to Circa.
Cappy: Good. I’m glad we got that cleared up.
BLACKMAIL - Part 10
Zipher: Once Um pops back … you gotta put on a garish superhero costume, parade down Main Street at 2 a.m. issuing loud and persistent challenges to anyone and everyone who passes by, all the while claiming to be a servant of light and justice. Oh yeah, and we get to film it.
Cappy: … What. What are you, seven?
Zipher: My first thought was to have you go streaking, but while humiliating, it’s hardly very creative now, is it? Also not nearly as funny.
Cappy: And you expect me to agree to this? A clear opportunity for further blackmail?
Zipher: Blackmail? Psh! Who do you think we are, you? This is just for our own amusement. Not everything is about blackmail. ((Though the film may fetch a fair price if subjected to a particular market.))
BLACKMAIL - Part 9
Cappy: What do you want from me?
Zipher: Well, it’d be nice if you’d stop unleashing your sister on us. Umbrix is dead again, you see.
Cappy: Done. I will stop encouraging her to attack you.
Zipher: How friendly of you.
Cappy: But fair warning: she can often be uncontrollable. If she were to attack either of you of her own accord - well, there’d hardly be anything I could do about that, wouldn’t you agree?
Zipher: All right. Let’s add to the bargain then.
Cappy: … What?
BLACKMAIL - Part 8
Zipher: But does he know about your home life? I.E., where you sic your sociopath of a sister on my brother and I, of whom he happens to be quite fond?
Zipher: Just think, one little word from me or Um - one thoughtless peep about the abuses you inflict upon us when you don’t think influential eyes are watching - and the perfect little world you’ve striven so hard for comes crumbling down around you. Circa will throw you out in a heartbeat - well, if you actually had a beating heart to begin with. Your pristine record won’t mean a damn thing to him either. Isn’t that just a shame?
BLACKMAIL - Part 7
Zipher: Ah, I thought so.
Cappy: Why do you know the name of my boss?
Zipher: He knows you’re a vampire, of course.
BLACKMAIL - Part 5
Zipher: Hi Cappy!
Cappy: What do you want?
Zipher: What? It’s a free house.
Cappy: Only for people like you who weasel your way out of paying rent.
Zipher: Your words - they wound me. I was just dropping by for a midnight snack.
Cappy: Is that so?
MAKING THE WEB - Part 48
Zipher: It was a nice thought though. Have an E for effort!
Umbrix: Though you should know, since you’ve, y’know, initiated such an amusing serve, we’re gonna have to work super hard to volley it back.
Zipher: And believe me, we’re much better at the game than you. Hehehe.
Umbrix: Was there anything else you wanted to say?
Cappy: No. I’ll just be leaving now.
Zipher: Bye bye!
Umbrix: And don’t worry. So long as you keep us entertained, we won’t have to tell the boss about your treacherous schemes!