ADVENTURE - Part 1
This is Emmaline Lewis, who has picked up the moniker of Tecchie. She’s just moved from the big city, where she worked as a secretary for a fairly prestigious company, but left under mysterious circumstances. In her Virgo days, she ruled over the planet Mercury with the Gemini twins.
Unlike the rest of the Zodiac, she has no special abilities. She is 100% mundane, or at least would love everyone to believe so. She is quite handy around computers, and has a tendency to resort to acts of cyber-terrorism to ensure that the rest of the nasty world matches her moral compass (a truly mighty task).
She tends to be a bit on the self-righteous side, and absolutely loves fixing things (people). This has the unfortunate side-effect of annoying others. Because she holds the people around her with such a high degree of disdain, she prefers to not make emotional attachments.
ZODIAC DIARY - Part 20
Regal: <Dear Diary, today was an awesome day! Virgo all officially joined the Zodiac and everything. I thought she was gonna go back home for awhile there, she was pretty grumpy. But then I think she and Cappy really hit it off. They had a little conversation, and Virgo decided she’d be staying. So great!
Also, I found out my best, favorite right-hand man is an alien. That is so cool! That is all.
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 19
Tecchie: So your from the back woods. And this guy? He’s an alien.
Aqua: If by ‘alien,’ you mean extraterrestrial lifeform, then yes. I am indeed not native to Earth. Is it easy to notice?
Tecchie: … I give up.
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 18
Tecchie: How did you know about that? Ugh. No, never mind. I don’t want to know.
Regal: Why are you unhappy? Is it bad you’re a hacker?
Tecchie: Yes, let us speak loudly in a public place of the illegal activities I commit in my personal life on a nightly basis. That is a good idea. Just where the heck are you from? The back woods?
Regal: Yes, I am! How did you know?
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 17
Regal: Oh. Not even witchyness?
Regal: Why are we whispering?
Tecchie: To emphasize the fact that there is nothing remotely abnormal about me.
Aqua: She’s a pretty competent hacker though.
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 16
Regal: So you tell us about you, Virgo?
Tecchie: What’s there to tell, really? I’m just a secretary. To say more would be bragging.
Aqua: Self-righteous, skilled with computers…
Regal: But do you have any special things? Like eye lasers? Or vampires? Or maybe mind controls?
Tecchie: Well …
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 15
Tecchie: What the crap?
Sam: I AM sam! MASTER OF THE universe! THIS SHIRT IS AN HEIRLOOM FROM MY father WHO WORKED HERE before me! IT IS NOT TO BE sullied BY YOUR dirty hands! I AM magic! I AM might! AND I WILL destroy YOU IF YOU DARE TOUCH my shirt AGAIN!!!
Regal: So shiny.
Aqua: I see, I see.
Tecchie: I think we’ll … just be going then.
HELLO TECCHIE - Part 13
Sam: Are you FINDING EVERYTHING okay?
Tecchie: Is this really the best this backwater hick town’s got? This is nothing!
Sam: My shirt …
Tecchie: Even New York II had better toys than this pile of refuse, and theirs were shoddy enough to make cavemen look primitive. The things I could do would blow both of these steaming crap holes all the way to Jupiter!
Sam: I’d appreciate if you would stop clutching my shirt.
Tecchie: Is there not one redeeming quality to this town? The air quality sucks, the company sucks! Even the TOYS suck! I never should have left.